Overheard...just now

(I walk in from getting the diaper bag out of the car, which has my camera in it.)

Brenden: "Daddy's tooting!"

Me: "Cooking? Tooting?"

Brenden: "Tooting."

I look to Tim for clarification.

Tim: "Tooting."

Me: "Nice. Did daddy say excuse me?"

Brenden: "Yes. Excuse me."

Me: "Well, good."

Tim: "Daddy's going to go potty."

Brenden: "Okay! Bye! See you tomorrow!"

I was unaware that the simple matter of going potty was going to take all night. Thanks for informing me, Brenden. :)