Tim: "Brenden, it's time to change your clothes."
Brenden: "NOOOOOO! Wanna play with Jarrett!" (our friends were over with their little boy)
Tim: "It's bedtime. Come on."
Brenden: screams all the way through changing his diaper, putting on his pajamas, taking his medicine.
Me: "Are we ready for bed?"
Me: "I'll lay down with you for a while."
Brenden: "NOOO! I'm stinky!" (as in, needs his diaper changed, which had just happened 2 minutes before)
Me: "No you don't, silly."
Brenden: "I'm wet?"
Me: "Nope. I don't think so."
Brenden: "Have to go potty?"
Me: "I wish you would go potty in the potty!"
Brenden: sighs, realizing he has used up all of the excuses to not go to sleep yet
Next up? "I need a glass of water!" "My clothes are too tight!" "It's too hot in my room!" And on and on. Why didn't anyone warn me that this started so soon!?!